fun fact: this tumblr is over!

Hey everyone. I’ve decided to stop using Tumblr. I have a variety of reasons, the main one being that I want to actually live my life and not scroll through this thing mindlessly. You might say, “Just stop going to the website!” but that doesn’t really work for me.

The Pope of This Joint will still be updated so if you want to follow that, go ahead.

Thanks to the 107 people who followed me. I am going to unfollow everyone and move on. I deleted just about every blog entry that was a reblog. I guess that makes this Tumblr a mausoleum of sorts. How nice.

You’re all very beautiful.

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obamacare

Coworker: This Obamacare stuff is bullshit! What if you don't have a job?
Me: I'm sure there are options for people who are unemployed.
CW: Well, my husband [who has a job that doesn't offer health insurance] was looking at the Cover Oregon website, and the lowest option they have is $150 a month.
Me: Yikes, that is a lot.
CW: And I can't put him on our insurance plan here because that would be expensive too, it's like $190 a month.
Me: ... which is split between the both of you.
CW: Yeah but that's a lot to take out of my paycheck.
Me: .... It's $95 for each of you.
(beat)
(she texts her husband)
(beat)
CW: Damn you and your math skills.

just need to keep this for my records

walked into the bathroom at work and all the stalls were occupied. immediately what popped into my head was a parody of a portion of “love shack” that went a little like this:

♫ everybody’s pooping
everybody’s pooping, baby
folks lining up inside just to drop trou

everybody’s pooping
everybody’s pooping, baby
funky smelling shit! funky! smelling! shit! 

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Started using Duolingo again.

Started using Duolingo again.

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random thought i wanted to remember

i spent so much time dwelling on the happiness and pleasure of other people that all it did was enhance and pervert my own selfishness.

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Duolingo gracefully deflecting my alcoholism

Duolingo gracefully deflecting my alcoholism

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do you comb a girlfriend

do you comb a girlfriend

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maybe you should seek a therapist, duolingo

maybe you should seek a therapist, duolingo

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Haha, I budgeted $30 for bars.

Haha, I budgeted $30 for bars.

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