February 2012
5 posts
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drunken tumblr thoughts
The point is, I’m not a very good person, but I expect everyone else to be a good person, and that’s just stupid.
i hate phish
I don’t really know where else to say this without getting in trouble, but if I don’t say something, I am going to explode:
I. HATE. PHISH.
Moreover, I hate that my girlfriend plays Phish all the fucking time. A day rarely goes by where I don’t listen to Phish. I hate listening to their live shows and cringing at their terrible attempts at vocal harmonies. I hate Trey’s...
January 2012
4 posts
2 tags
December 2011
18 posts
1 tag
3 tags
Tallahassee Turns Ten: a Mountain Goats Cover... →
likeapairofbottlerockets:
therichgirlsareweeping:
I might be the last one to the party on this one, but …
Masterminded by Jeffrey Lewis and Andrew Jackson Jihad.
1) Donate! Three days left!
2) They still need people to cover these songs — send them a demo by December 20!
First Few Desperate Hours Game Shows Touch Our Lives The House that Dripped Blood Idylls of the King
Seriously...
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deconstructing a random mix cd i found on the...
As I was walking home from Fred Meyer with my grocery bag, I happened upon a CD lying in the grass by the new BBQ place by our house. It had one word written on it in iconic black Sharpie: Jose. I walked past, thinking nothing of it, but curiosity got the better of me and I went back and grabbed it. I have since popped it into the DVD player on my computer and am going to talk about its carefully...
3 tags
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November 2011
25 posts
1 tag
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briefly, on new years resolutions
I have actual resolutions for next year. I know they’re cliche at this point and everyone says, “Don’t wait, change NOW!”, I still enjoy the concept of beginning anew at the first of the new year. One of my resolutions is to reduce my internet footprint. Meaning, deleting most of the stuff I’m signed up for. Most of it is unimportant.
One of the things I’m...
an open (kind of) letter to shit-talking bitches
Dear Women in the Boss’s Room Currently Talking Shit about a Former Coworker:
The way a woman works, the way a woman dresses, has NO BEARING on A) her abilities as a worker, or B), what men do in response to the way she dresses. I’ll repeat: What men do in response to a woman’s attire is not the woman’s fault. It’s NEVER the woman’s fault that most men in our...
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Girls play games, too.
heyitsapril:
Cable guy: You still play old Nintendo? Me: Oh yeah, I love it! Guy: You mean this isn’t your boyfriend’s? Me: Nope, all mine. Guy: You sure? Me: …… Yes, I’m sure. Guy: Ok. *walks into other room* What the fuck?
Cable guy goes into porn star’s house
THEY DON’T FUCK
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so you want to be a writer?
andrewsgoodrich:
by Charles Bukowski
if it doesn’t come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don’t do it.
unless it comes unasked out of your
heart and your mind and your mouth
and your gut,
don’t do it.
if you have to sit for hours
staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your
typewriter
searching for words,
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it for money or
fame,
don’t...
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
a conversation all pc video game developers have...
Guy 1: We have all this save game information, where should we put it?
Guy 2: How about in "My Documents"?
Guy 1: But isn't there a folder in Windows already called "My Games"? Shouldn't we put it there?
Guy 2: What.
Guy 1: My Documents is a folder where some people like to put, umm ... documents.
(GUY 2 SHOOTS GUY 1 IN THE FACE)
Reblog if you're from Portland, Oregon. I want to...
Well okay then.
