December 2009
23 posts
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Tumblr gave to...
mtangent:
constellation:
prudenceagnes:lennonlove:
hanniballecter:
n-n-nicky:
Twelve year-olds bitching Eleven dressed up babies Ten cats a-lawling Nine pics of GaGa Eight awesome mixtapes Seven gifs a-dancing Six racist comments Five brand new memes Four links to formspring Three reblogs Two maintenance errors And a hipster stuck in some trees.
omg Nicky, this is gold.
Marry me....
a limerick
valerie2776’s limerick post made me think up a totally different limerick:
a man with a penchant for lingerie met a woman whose morals were far away so they took lots of pictures in provocative mixtures and sold them to trannies in monterey
Is tonight limerick night?! MAYBE
An Open Letter to Dr. Phil
kellyoxford:
Afternoon Good Master Phil, Just changing the channels here when I heard you say, “When do you tell your kids that Santa is a story? How do you explain that he isn’t real?” I think you may have done just-that for a bunch of kids who are sick at home. Bad Moms leave your show on TV while they eat burritos in the kitchen.
Hypothetically, Kelly
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If you’ve been a long time without sleeping without somebody, you start to feel...
– John Darnielle at the Herbst Theater Q&A on 2/24/09. (via fuckyeahthemountaingoats)
Glenn Beck's "The Christmas Sweater: A Return To...
Hilarious!
daveholmes:
I just went to a movie theater and sat through the simulcast of Glenn Beck’s one-man show. I’m going to try to organize my thoughts. It’s not going to be easy. It was crazy.
I went with my hilarious friend Brendan McLoughlin, who bought the crucial pre-show drinks. That put me in charge of the tickets, which I purchased like a teenager buying porn. “Two for the Glenn...
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I haven’t updated this blog in over two months. My primary reason is because I never finished the fourth day of my Musicfest NW excursion. I don’t know why, it just felt silly to write it at the…