February 2010
123 posts
January 2010
78 posts
234 questions? seriously? →
You guys sure like asking me shit, don’t you? I ought to write a book.
Every day the same dream. →
formspring →
Formspring is a website where people ask you anonymous questions and you answer them. For some it’s a place to be funny, but for me, apparently, it’s become my True Calling; people have been asking…
Super Mario Texts from Last Night →
The internet, everybody!
http://www.formspring.me/zornog →
I’m genuinely surprised that people are still asking me questions with this. If you want to ask a question, feel free. I answer all of them honestly and truthfully, not full of witty rubbish like others.
sorry, one more
LXIII he fumbled tennis balls daily, a sign of his enduring love for her. indents in his side from fre quent backhand bashings, purple rings around his eyes from lack of sleep. mornings spent at the court, with that damn machine, spitting balls at him. once, just once, they had a match. he lost, but she remained.
five-syllable sonnets
When I was in college, I took a couple of poetry writing classes, in a stupid attempt to improve upon my songwriting skills. Poetry writing is not lyric writing, however, as I soon learned. But I did write a good deal of poetry, and one project in particular that I did independently of the class (though at the same time) was a series of “five-syllable sonnets,” wherein I write...
a quick update →
jello puddin pops
Here is a picture of me from New Years Eve. The caption is there because sometimes, in the right light, I look like I’m doing a Bill Cosby impression.
Here are a…
I'm writing a blog about running →
A website told me to write a running diary so that I guess I can look back upon it fondly or something. And as a lot of you may already know, I enjoy writing about myself, so this was perfect.
I did my first run today, and it went well, even if I didn’t run as much as I walked. So if you enjoy reading about people’s triumphs and turmoils, I suggest you take a gander.
Fuck Ewe? Ew. Stillborn Lamb with adult human... →
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